Microsoft Ducks Bitcoin, MicroStrategy Shoots for the Moon

Welcome back, degens!

Buckle up, because today's edition is all about rejection, ambition, and the classic crypto chaos we love. Microsoft gave Bitcoin the cold shoulder, but MicroStrategy? They're taking that “hodl” energy to Nasdaq 100 heights. Let’s dive into the drama, numbers, and what it means for you.

❌ Microsoft Says ‘No’ to Bitcoin, Yes to Playing It Safe

In a bold (or boring?) move, Microsoft shareholders voted against allocating 1%-5% of profits into Bitcoin. The proposal, pitched as a way to mitigate risks and add value, was shot down faster than a memecoin rug pull.

Here’s why they said no:

• Bitcoin Volatility: Microsoft’s board wants stable investments for their treasury, not assets with mood swings worse than a meme stock.

• Conservative Strategy: Shareholders echoed the board’s sentiment, focusing on predictable returns over potential moonshots.

Why this matters:
Microsoft might be playing it safe, but Bitcoin adoption keeps creeping into the corporate world. With companies like Tesla and MicroStrategy leading the charge, the spotlight is shifting to whether risk-averse giants like Amazon will step in next.

🥂 MicroStrategy Poised for Nasdaq 100 Inclusion: A Win for Bitcoin Bulls

MicroStrategy (MSTR) is expected to join the Nasdaq 100 on Dec. 23, with an official announcement likely dropping as soon as Dec. 13. This potential move could bring its Bitcoin-heavy strategy into the mainstream TradFi spotlight.

Why This Matters:

• If confirmed, Nasdaq 100 inclusion would mean mandated institutional investments, as funds tracking the index would be required to allocate to MSTR shares.

• MSTR already holds an eye-popping 425,000 BTC, valued at over $42 billion—roughly 2% of all Bitcoin in circulation.

The Saylor Effect:
Michael Saylor, the company’s co-founder, continues to leverage every dollar for Bitcoin buys. With their ambitious “21/21 Plan,” MicroStrategy is doubling down with plans to acquire an additional $42 billion in BTC over three years.

While the Nasdaq 100 move isn’t official yet, its potential inclusion signals growing acceptance of Bitcoin-focused corporate strategies. Keep an eye out for the Dec. 13 announcement!

💡 Why This Is Huge for Bitcoin

MicroStrategy’s moves could push more institutional money into Bitcoin, driving prices higher. Let’s break it down:

1. Index Inflows: With over $550 billion tracking the Nasdaq 100, even a 0.47% weight in MSTR means serious cash flow.

2. BTC Buy Pressure: Every dollar into MSTR fuels more Bitcoin buys, tightening supply and keeping prices buoyant.

3. ETF Momentum: As Bitcoin ETFs gain traction, they amplify the halo effect for companies with large BTC holdings.

What’s Next?
MicroStrategy could join the S&P 500 by 2025, exposing it to even broader investor interest. But be warned: If liquidity dries up or debt repayment looms, MSTR’s premium could evaporate faster than trust in a memecoin founder.

🧐 What Should Degens Do Now?

1. Watch MSTR Closely: Its Nasdaq 100 inclusion is a game-changer, but stay cautious of looming debt risks.

2. Focus on Fundamentals: Bitcoin at $100K is just the beginning if liquidity conditions stay favorable.

3. Avoid Rug Pulls: Memecoins are tempting, but as Hawk Tuah proved, they’re a fast track to wrecked town.

🌟 Final Takeaway

Microsoft played it safe, but MicroStrategy’s Bitcoin bet could turbocharge the market. Whether you’re team TradFi or a full-on crypto degen, the next few months promise plenty of action.

Until next time, stay curious, stay sharp, and remember: Hype fades, fundamentals win.

The DegenDen Team

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_{Disclaimer: This newsletter is for informational purposes only. Always DYOR (Do Your Own Research) before investing, and remember: crypto is volatile!}